Now I am in the army, mat, mat, oooooouuu

You fuck, but I am taken into the army on June 15. I’ll be back in the period from May to July 2012. So that I send hello to you from the future. Or you are already in the past? Don’t know. But I am dumping from you, losers.
The military registration and enlistment office is a prejudice, training in front of the army. So to speak, Demon of the Army. And I understand that the service is not sugar, but it all depends on you. And this is the most important.
The best thing is that when going to the military registration and enlistment office, someone is annealing. The last time it was a psychologist who almost recognized me with a schizophrenic, now it is a draft commission. Only the chairman says there. The remaining four people sitting with him at the same table is a crowd. They like a zombie, raised their hands, sending me to the army. Then Glavnyuk congratulated me for some kind of dick on the military service of O_o Owning holiday, to be honest. We must get drunk about this.
Previously recorded in the space forces, in the educational battalion of the Academic Academy, to carry all kinds of garbage.
So you can congratulate me.

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Strap -on – Lafa, I’m telling you as a grandson of the general of these troops and the sergeant’s son) 90 percent of the military commissar are in touch, a dozen – in some distant ass to do the same as in an ordinary army, only there is no control there. The second, of course, is worse than the first – grandfature without control there is hellish, though in six months you are doing what you want. And the first -so in general, God has a bosom -Docher girls, know only how to establish a wiring and a receiver with a backbone of -30. Twice a year at the shooting range, three times – for exercises, the most fun time. You will be on command all year “anxiety!“To jump, put on the headphones and speak”ready!“. And so from things – to scrape the floor every day, eat a double portion and jerk off dick.

So yes, there is something to congratulate you.

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In general, in 2012, the end of the world, and if you are lucky in the midst of the apocalypse, you will have a machine gun, grenades and dry rations, and this is a 100% chance to become a resident of the wasteland and not their decoration XD

If you still send to space troops, then when they bring it, you have to get up and shout -“You want to live forever?”And run out with a wild cry. Or shout – “for the emperor”.
Review of the army. I can already say that there is an obstetric column)

By the way, Limur, although he didn’t want to, but one minus hit – you can even get into a connection in the bunker. Place – slightly less than nifiga, there is that the beds are there ala coupe on the train. But this is the only negative)

What a pancake is the end of the world, people.
There are no Nibir at all, and if they were, then certainly they could not fly around the earth several times.
The only reasonable version of the end of the world ”is the fall of an asteroid, although taking into account the fact that all dangerous asteroids are monitored by NASA probability of the end of the world” extremely small.

Yeah, and when he returns, he will be a three -meter man, with a bunch of extra organs and a power hammer … with a wiper on Ava: 3